spicyobsession:

lover-of-many-things:

holmestuckdoctor:

osamhungergames:

insinnersandsailors:

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

WELL FUCK

how do you say, “oui”

  its a fucking french word you little bitch.

C’est un mensonge.

Wtf it has to be 

reverieofb:

ethnicnraunchy:

princesspunani:

hairweavesaviour:

sirwhindleton:

clarknokent:

sirwhindleton:

that’s the worst shit and i tried once after using fire and ice

prolly taste like menthol cough drops and movie theater chairs aint it?

Tastes like rubber and death

but have you ever tried to suck a dick after the condom comes off?

That shit is all powdery and dry and rubbery….my mouth…I can’t take it…

I also think I might be allergic to latex….

OH GOD SO TRE

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-Patti LaHelle (via viixiii)

I’m dead. I have died.

lololololololololololololol.

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