THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
spicyobsession: lover-of-many-things: holmestuckdoctor: osamhungergames: insinnersandsailors: well this is it bonjour my petite crossaints WELL FUCK how do you say, “oui” its a fucking french word you little bitch. C’est un mensonge. Wtf it has to be
you ever tried to eat the pussy after you already...
reverieofb: ethnicnraunchy: princesspunani: hairweavesaviour: sirwhindleton: clarknokent: sirwhindleton: that’s the worst shit and i tried once after using fire and ice prolly taste like menthol cough drops and movie theater chairs aint it? Tastes like rubber and death but have you ever tried to suck a dick after the condom comes off? That shit is all powdery and dry and...
Anthony Hamilton sings like slavery ended two hours ago.– -Patti LaHelle (via viixiii) I’m dead. I have died. lololololololololololololol. (via kneehighsandlove)
My sister thought I would hate Don’s character in Mad Men because of all the cheating and womanizing. However, I actually really dislike Betty’s character. She is manipulative, self-centered, and forces her problems on others. She cries victim, whines too much and is a pretty bad mother.
visualscott: Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim. Kardashian. Kardashian. Kanye’s girlfriend. Guess who’s gonna have a little playmate soon!!! No- Kar-dash-i-an. You know, I’m always four seats down from you at the basketball games? Anyway, Bey, I’m pregnant!! Isn’t it exciting!! Blue Ivy is gonna have a little cousin soon!!!! No I- yes. No I know, not relat- I mean… okay yes I know we’re not...
Kanye announced on stage that Kim is preggers...
blackfashion: the-girl-who-kicked-ass: Kanye, I’mma let you finish. But Beyonce had the best on stage pregnancy announcement of all time. OF ALL TIME. basically
chuckle-voodoos: a moment of silence to everyone who got a computer with windows 8 preinstalled for christmas
Sending out Christmas cards tomorrow!!!
If you want one, message me your address and I’ll send one to you :3
You know what is the one of the best parts of this...
Akin is out!!!
So In summary:
minorfour: Obama was re-elected as President. Same-sex marriage was legalized in Maine, Washington, Maryland, and Minnesota. Recreational marijuana is now legal in Colorado and Medical marijuana is legal in Massachusetts. Wisconsin elected the first ever openly gay senator.
jensencockles: tyronehenderswag: “America’s next top president is…………..” “BARACK OBAMA” I’M SCREAMING
grovver: one state two state red state blue state
niams-sexiness: halesinski: OK THIS IS THE LARGEST PRAYER CIRCLE WE WILL EVER FUCKING MAKE IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR EVERYONE BETTER FUCKING JOIN PRAYER CIRCLE THAT OBAMA WINS THE ELECTION FUCKING PRAY! Are we going to praise break too when he wins?
omg that last one was so fucking stupid v______v we being so fucking ignorant now lol
Tomorrow Morning When I Wake Up My President...
stealingyourpension: AND MY LAMBO BETTAH BE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Though I like being aware that people are racist so I avoid talking to them, I don’t know why people think it is appropriate to make racist remarks on twitter and then apologize. Though you are letting your true colors shine, you are only apologizing because people screenshot your tweet and put it on blast on other sites, such as tumblr.
Can we censor Key's fashion? Just rate it...