sailored words on conjured ships

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 09:34:41 -0500

lover-of-many-things:

holmestuckdoctor:

osamhungergames:

insinnersandsailors:

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

WELL FUCK

how do you say, “oui”

its a fucking french word you little bitch.

C’est un mensonge.

Wtf it has to be

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Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:59:29 -0500

you ever tried to eat the pussy after you already started havin sex with a condom on

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:58:26 -0500

reverieofb:

ethnicnraunchy:

princesspunani:

hairweavesaviour:

sirwhindleton:

clarknokent:

sirwhindleton:

that’s the worst shit and i tried once after using fire and ice

prolly taste like menthol cough drops and movie theater chairs aint it?

Tastes like rubber and death

but have you ever tried to suck a dick after the condom comes off?

That shit is all powdery and dry and rubbery….my mouth…I can’t take it…

I also think I might be allergic to latex….

OH GOD SO TRE

callmekev: imbretterthanyou: me when im at the bar me when im...

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:26:08 -0500

callmekev:

imbretterthanyou:

me when im at the bar

me when im home by myself

me when i enter class on the first day of school

me when i find money in my pocket

me in my sleep

me when my pokemon evolves

my pokemon when my pokemon evolves

me when a cute/hot guy is checking me out

me in general..

kayybearr: Topshop Unique Spring 2013 Details

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:20:07 -0500

kayybearr:

Topshop Unique Spring 2013 Details

"Anthony Hamilton sings like slavery ended two hours ago."

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:15:29 -0500

“Anthony Hamilton sings like slavery ended two hours ago.”

- -Patti LaHelle (via viixiii)

I’m dead. I have died.

lololololololololololololol.

(via kneehighsandlove)

str8nochaser: Mariah is not here for you Nicki. You TRIED to...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:13:05 -0500

str8nochaser:

Mariah is not here for you Nicki. You TRIED to shade her.

And failed.

Honey you need to come a little stronger.

jaimevillegaz: babygirl just came in and READ YA TO FILTH. TO...

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:57:11 -0500

jaimevillegaz:

babygirl just came in and READ YA TO FILTH. TO FILTH.

143human: cakescash: CTFU. RealNiggaShit.

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:25:13 -0500

143human:

cakescash:

CTFU.

RealNiggaShit.

failnation: She wants the D http://failnation.tumblr.com

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:40:11 -0500

failnation:

She wants the D

http://failnation.tumblr.com

My sister thought I would hate Don’s character in Mad Men because of all the cheating and...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 23:24:42 -0500

My sister thought I would hate Don’s character in Mad Men because of all the cheating and womanizing. However, I actually really dislike Betty’s character. She is manipulative, self-centered, and forces her problems on others.

She cries victim, whines too much and is a pretty bad mother.

visualscott: Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim. Kardashian. Kardashian. Kanye’s girlfriend. Guess who’s gonna...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 01:26:53 -0500

visualscott:

Hey Beyonce, it’s Kim.

Kardashian.

Kardashian.

Kanye’s girlfriend.

Guess who’s gonna have a little playmate soon!!!

No- Kar-dash-i-an. You know, I’m always four seats down from you at the basketball games?

Anyway, Bey, I’m pregnant!! Isn’t it exciting!! Blue Ivy is gonna have a little cousin soon!!!!

No I- yes. No I know, not relat- I mean… okay yes I know we’re not related.

How did I get this number?

Hello?

Beyonce?

Kanye announced on stage that Kim is preggers...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:57:41 -0500

blackfashion:

the-girl-who-kicked-ass:

Kanye, I’mma let you finish. But Beyonce had the best on stage pregnancy announcement of all time. OF ALL TIME.

basically

chuckle-voodoos: a moment of silence to everyone who got a computer with windows 8 preinstalled...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:47:35 -0500

chuckle-voodoos:

a moment of silence to everyone who got a computer with windows 8 preinstalled for christmas

karleyslutever: light / shadows/ patterns

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 21:24:38 -0500

karleyslutever:

light / shadows/ patterns

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Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:24:41 -0500

Sending out Christmas cards tomorrow!!!

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:11:54 -0500

If you want one, message me your address and I’ll send one to you :3

I whisper this in my head at least twice a day every time I step...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:27:44 -0500

I whisper this in my head at least twice a day every time I step out the house. Girls be bold with their camel toes showing.

this never gets old

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:19:39 -0500

this never gets old

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Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:52:08 -0500